[Pen-l] quotation du jour

[Jim Devine <jdevine03@xxxxxxxxx>]

“You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney, and one hour, and I’ll have
him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.”
-- Former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura, who was waterboarded as
part of his Navy SEAL training.
[How do we know that Cheney wasn't involved in those murders? --JD]

Meanwhile:
Arkansas state Senator Kim Hendron apologized for calling New York
Senator Chuck Schumer “that Jew” at a county Republican meeting. “I
was attempting to explain that, unlike Senator Schumer, I believe in
traditional values, like we used to see on The Andy Griffith Show,”
explained Hendron. “I made the mistake of referring to Senator Schumer
as ‘that Jew’ and I should not have put it that way, as this took away
from what I was trying to say.”

[both from HARPER'S WEEKLY.]
-- 
Jim Devine / "Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti." (Go your own
way and let people talk.) -- Karl, paraphrasing Dante.
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