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[Pen-l] whither the economy?

The Onion's 2008 In Review: The Economy

The Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen nearly 6,000 points since
reaching its all-time high of more than 14,000 last year. What do you
think?

Curtis Langford, Systems Analyst
"I'm sure that'd be even more terrifying if I knew what the points represented."

Ryan Timms, Systems Analyst
"This sounds like a perfect time to hatch my poorly conceived,
undercapitalized business venture, so that when it fails I can blame
the economy."

Cindy Greenlagh, Systems Analyst
"C'mon, I've seen this happen a thousand times. The stock market
crashes, and then twenty years and a world war later, everything's
fine."
-- 
Jim Devine / "Segui il tuo corso, e lascia dir le genti." (Go your own
way and let people talk.) -- Karl, paraphrasing Dante.
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