Re: [Pen-l] song about Palin

["Jim Devine" <jdevine03@xxxxxxxxx>]

speaking of Palin, here's something from SLATE's news summary:
>Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel, who has never been shy about breaking with his party, became the most prominent Republican lawmaker to question whether Palin is ready to be president due to her lack of foreign-policy experience. "I think they ought to be just honest about it and stop the nonsense about, 'I look out my window and I see Russia and so therefore I know something about Russia,' " Hagel said. "That kind of thing is insulting to the American people."<

On Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 1:06 PM, Shane Mage <shmage@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> On Sep 19, 2008, at 9:29 AM, Jim Devine wrote:
>
>> it turns out that there is already a song about Sarah Palin, as sung
>> by the left-folky comedy group, the Foremen:
>>
> Good song, but it needs a refrain.
> Here it is, with apologies to Elvis:
>
> I don't give a damn if she broke out of the pound
> You've gotta stop kickin' my pit bull bitch around
>
>
>> My Conservative Girlfriend
>> words and music by Roy Zimmerman
>> (c) 1995 Watunes (BMI)
>> (From "Folk Heroes" [Reprise]) & "The Best of the Foremen"
>>
>> She's a real Type A
>> And she's over-insured
>> Her favorite castaway
>> Is Thurston Howell, the third
>> She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
>> I can be her lover long as I downsize
>>
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Every Friday we go liberal bashin'
>>
>> She got the Supreme Court
>> Tattooed on her rump
>> Beside an autographed port-
>> Trait of Donald Trump
>> And from the day I checked her out from front to back
>> I knew her private sector could take up the slack
>>
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'
>>
>> (spoken)
>> Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
>> You're having the spotted owl omelet...
>> Whites only.
>> Come on, baby,
>> Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...
>>
>> (sung)
>> She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
>> Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans
>>
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
>> My conservative girlfriend
>> Every summer we go wilderness trashin'
>>
>> -- Jim Devine / "Nobody told me there'd be days like these / Strange days
>> indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL.
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> Shane Mage
>
> "Thunderbolt steers all things...it consents and does not consent to be
> called Zeus."
>
> Herakleitos of Ephesos
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indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL.
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