Re: [Pen-l] song about Palin

["Jim Devine" <jdevine03@xxxxxxxxx>]

gag me with a polar bear!

On Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 9:53 AM, Sandwichman <lumpoflabor@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On 9/19/08, Jim Devine <jdevine03@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> it turns out that there is already a song about Sarah Palin, as sung
>>  by the left-folky comedy group, the Foremen:
>
> No. No, no, no, no. NO!
>
> Frank Zappa: Valley Girl. Proof: Like "they don't flag, you know, the
> molecules..." Like totally.
>
> Valley girl
> Shes a valley girl
> Valley girl
> Shes a valley girl
> Okay, fine...
> Fer sure, fer sure
> Shes a valley girl
> In a clothing store
> Okay, fine...
> Fer sure, fer sure
> Shes a
>
> Like, oh my god! (valley girl)
> Like - totally (valley girl)
> Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl)
> Theres like the galleria (valley girl)
> And like all these like really great shoe stores
> I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
> I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
> Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
> Super-super nice...
> Its like so bitchen...
>
> On ventura, there she goes
> She just bought some bitchen clothes
> Tosses her head n flips her hair
> She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
>
> Anyway, he goes are you into s and m?
> I go, oh right...
> Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
> Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...
> Im sure! no way!
> He was like freaking me out...
> He called me a beastie...
> Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed
> He goes like bag your face!
> Im sure!
>
> Valley girl
> Shes a valley girl
> Valley girl
> Shes a valley girl
> Okay, fine...
> Fer sure, fer sure
> Shes a valley girl
> So sweet n pure
> Okay, fine...
> Fer sure, fer sure
> Shes a
> Its really sad (valley girl)
> Like my english teacher
> Hes like... (valley girl)
> Hes like mr. bu-fu (valley girl)
> Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl)
> I am so sure
> Hes like so gross
> He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
> And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
> Its like totally disgusting
> Im like so sure
> Its like barf me out...
> Gag me with a spoon!
>
> Last idea to cross her mind
> Had something to do with where to find
> A pair of jeans to fit her butt
> And where to get her toenails cut
>
> So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
> And I wanted like to get my toenails done
> And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
> Are like so grody
> It was like really embarrassing
> Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails
> Im like sure...
> She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow...
> I was like really embarrassed...
>
> Valley girl
> Shes a valley girl
> Valley girl
> Shes a valley girl
> Okay, fine
> Fer sure, fer sure
> Shes a valley girl
> And there is no cure
> Okay, fine
> Fer sure, fer sure
> Shes a valley girl
> And there is no cure
>
> Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl)
> She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl)
> Clean the cat box (valley girl)
> I am sure
> Thats like gross (valley girl)
> Barf out! (valley girl)
> Oh my God (valley girl)
>
> Hi!
> Uh-huh... (valley girl)
> My name?
> My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl)
> Uh-huh
> Thats right, ondrya (valley girl)
> Uh-huh...
> I know
> Its like... (valley girl)
> I do not talk funny...
> Im sure (valley girl)
> Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl)
> I am a val, I know (valley girl)
> But I live like in a really good part of encino so its okay
> (valley girl)
> Uh-huh... (valley girl)
> So like, I dont know (valley girl)
> Im like freaking out totally (valley girl)
> Oh my god! (valley girl)
>
> Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (valley girl)
> Im getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl)
> But I have to wear a retainer
> Thats going to be really like a total bummer
> Im freaking out
> Im sure
> Its like those things that like stick in your mouth
> Theyre so gross...
> You like get saliva all over them
> But like, I dont know, its going to be cool, yknow
> So you can see my smile
> Itll be like really cool
> Except my like my teeth are like too small
> But no biggie...
> Its so awesome
> Its like tubular, yknow
> Well, Im not like really ugly or anything
> Its just like
> I dont know
> You know me, Im like into like the clean stuff
> Like pac-man and like, I dont know
> Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
> Its like so gross...
> Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
> And its like, its like somebody elses food, yknow
> Its like grody...
> Grody to the max
> Im sure
> Its like really nauseating
> Like barf out
> Gag me with a spoon
> Gross
> I am sure
> Totally..
>
>>
>>  My Conservative Girlfriend
>>  words and music by Roy Zimmerman
>>  (c) 1995 Watunes (BMI)
>>  (From "Folk Heroes" [Reprise]) & "The Best of the Foremen"
>>
>>  She's a real Type A
>>  And she's over-insured
>>  Her favorite castaway
>>  Is Thurston Howell, the third
>>  She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
>>  I can be her lover long as I downsize
>>
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Every Friday we go liberal bashin'
>>
>>  She got the Supreme Court
>>  Tattooed on her rump
>>  Beside an autographed port-
>>  Trait of Donald Trump
>>  And from the day I checked her out from front to back
>>  I knew her private sector could take up the slack
>>
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'
>>
>>  (spoken)
>>  Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
>>  You're having the spotted owl omelet...
>>  Whites only.
>>  Come on, baby,
>>  Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...
>>
>>  (sung)
>>  She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
>>  Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans
>>
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Got a tiny little heart full of passion
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
>>  My conservative girlfriend
>>  Every summer we go wilderness trashin'
>>
>>
>>  --
>>  Jim Devine / "Nobody told me there'd be days like these / Strange days
>>  indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL.
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indeed -- most peculiar, mama." -- JL.
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