Re: oil found!

[Diane Monaco <diane.monaco@xxxxxxxxx>]

LOL. Well, Jim, the oil stock sell-offs for profiting-taking have
already happened...so we've got to be talkin' negative fundamentals and
expectations of earnings downgrades now.  :)


Devine, James wrote:
>MASSIVE OIL RESERVES FOUND INSIDE DICK CHENEY -- By Andy Borowitz.
>
>Bush Vows to Liberate Vice President
>
>Enormous reserves of petroleum rivaling those found in such oil-rich
>nations as Saudi Arabia and Djibouti have been discovered inside Vice
>President Dick Cheney, the White House confirmed today.
>
>Doctors at Walter Reade Hospital made the discovery of the massive
>reserves during a routine physical exam Wednesday, sending the price of
>crude tumbling by eight dollars a barrel.
>
>The discovery of bountiful petroleum reserves in Mr. Cheney's body could
>not come at a better time for the U.S., which had been facing the
>specter of soaring gas prices during the Memorial Day weekend.
>
>The White House, which had been reluctant to tap the nation's Strategic
>Petroleum Reserves to ease the staggering price rise, seemed more
>amenable to exploiting the massive reserves inside Vice President
>Cheney.
>
>"The time has come for a coalition of the willing to liberate Dick
>Cheney," President Bush said from the Rose Garden today. "If Dick Cheney
>becomes democratic and free, democracy and freedom will spread to vice
>presidents everywhere around the world."
>
>But even as President Bush told reporters he was considering exploratory
>drilling in the southern region of oil-rich Cheney, the Vice President
>used an official statement to suggest he would balk at any proposal to
>insert an oil spigot into his body.
>
>"You can't drill me if you can't find me," the statement read.
>
>In other news, Alan Greenspan accepted the President's nomination to
>serve another term as Chairman of the Federal Reserve, which would
>extend his streak of fifteen years without forming a coherent sentence.
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>Jim Devine jdevine@xxxxxxx & http:/bellarmine.lmu.edu/~JDevine
>"It takes a busload of faith to get by." -- Lou Reed.
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