a few more good ones before i get flamed ;-) ...

[ravi <gadfly@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

with apologies for the flippant content:


A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for
the first time.
                -- Alfred E. Wiggam


Q:  How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Two.  One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the
    screwing began.


She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic
candidates for president.
                -- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist
                   Elizabeth Gould Davis

        --ravi


p.s: yeah, i have problems with the last one, but it seems extremely
well-suited for the candidate of the moment.