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Eisner Out as Disney Chairman

 

Middle of night meeting leads to departure; Marines escort Eisner and wife to US chartered jet, destination unknown.

 

"He's not going to Disneyworld," says Marine Col. Bull Merde.

 

  Terrorist Bomb Threats Endanger French Railways

 

Amtrak Chairman Gunn demands $5 billion from SNCF after French refuse to takeover ailing US system.

 

"And we don't want it in dollars," says memo from US chief.

 

 

How Tiny Swiss Cellphone Chips Helped Track Global Terror Web

 

US FCC head Powell rejects GSM standard, insists   "Motorola's Good Enough for George Tenet, it's good enough for Rice, it's good enough for all Americans. It was good enough to locate several bodies on 9/11."  

 

  Administration Proposes Same-Sex-School Option

 

"Go figure," says SF Mayor