Colmes loses argument to nephew

[Michael Pollak <mpollak@xxxxxxxxx>]

From last week's The Onion

     Alan Colmes Loses Argument With Nephew

     NEW YORK--Alan Colmes, the liberal co-host of the Fox News debate
     program Hannity & Colmes, lost an argument to his nephew Bryan
     while babysitting the 8-year-old Monday. "I wanted to stay up late
     to watch television, but Uncle Alan said, ' 'There's already too
     much self-parenting in America,'" Bryan said. "So I started
     screaming, 'Mom lets me, Mom lets me,' real loud. He gave in after,
     like, 20 seconds." In the past two years, Bryan has won arguments
     with Colmes on the subjects of Pokémon cards, Crunch Berries
     cereal, and steel tariffs.