[PEN-L:36292] Dolphin resigns from illegal and immoral war.

["k hanly" <khanly@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

 Iraq



March 29, 2003

Takoma the dolphin is Awol
>From Daniel McGrory in Umm Qasr



THE US Marines have suffered an embarrassment with reports last night that
one of their most prized investigators may have defected.
Takoma, the Atlantic bottle-nosed dolphin, had been in Iraq for 48 hours
when he went missing on his first operation to snoop out mines.

His handler, Petty Officer Taylor Whitaker, had proudly showed off Takoma's
skills and told how the 22-year-old dolphin was among the most pampered
creatures in the American military.

Takoma and his fellow mine hunters have a special diet, regular medical
checks and their own sleeping quarters, which is more than can be said for
the vast majority of the military whose domestic arrangements are basic, to
say the least.

The wayward Takoma set out on the first mission with his comrade, Makai,
watched by the cameras as the pair of dolphins somersaulted over the
inflatable dinghy carrying their handlers.

Takoma's role was to sweep the way clear for the arrival of the Royal Fleet
Auxiliary, Sir Galahad. US officials had said that dolphins, first used in
Vietnam, were a far better bet than all the technology on board the flotilla
of ships.

Petty Officer Whitaker had tempted fate by saying: "Why would they go
missing when they have the best food and daily spruce-ups and health
 checks?" Two hours later Takoma had gone Awol. "Twenty-four hours is not
unusual," a nervous Petty Officer Whitaker said. "After all, he may meet
some local company."

Takoma has now been missing for 48 hours and the solitary figure of Petty
Officer Whitaker could be seen yesterday patting the water, calling his name
and offering his favourite fish, but there was no response.