[PEN-L:33706] You, Double You

[Dan Scanlan <dscanlan@xxxxxxx>]

Title: You, Double You

You, Double You
©2002 Dan Scanlan
                                        
You, double you,
I feel so deep down bad for you, double you
Yeah, you, double you,
I feel so blubbery sad
The judges made you chief resident
An unelected precedent
But you, poor double you,
Got Cheney'd by your abusive callous dad.

You didn't have a chance, little double you
Even though you owned the ball
Your Grampa Prescott was a Nazi
And your daddy won't eat broccoli at all
But he did run the war in Managua
And rigged it so dumb Ronnie took the fall
Then he flooded drugs into the ghettos
If it's crack it must be San Andreas' fault.
The powder he invested in Wall Street
Lines that lower noses in big limos
They laughed and chortled at their profits
And wallowed in the S & L fiascos.
                                     
You didn't have a chance, little double you
You didn't have a chance at all
When other kids were learnin' how to get along
Poppy taught you how to make them fall
Just get every dime in your pocket
And steal all the time that you can
If truth gets in your way simply mock it
And claim you're securing the home land.
Our planet hangs in the outer space
Like a fragile Christmas tree bulb
Too bad you don't know your other face
Or we might live in peace upon this globe.

You, double you,
I feel so deep down bad for you, double you
Yeah, you, double you,
I feel so blubbery sad
The judges made you chief resident
An unelected precedent
But you, poor double you,

Got Cheney'd by your abusive,  

Oil baron, drug-runnin', CIA,
International banker, snide and callous dad.

You didn't have a chance.

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