[PEN-L:29487] Lyrical interlude: Fifty ways to wreck Iraq

[Jurriaan Bendien <j.bendien@xxxxxxxxxx>]

"This is an evil man who, left to his own devices, will wreak havoc again on
his own population, his neighbors and, if he gets weapons of mass
destruction and the means to deliver them, on all of us," Rice told the BBC.
"There is a very powerful moral case for regime change. We certainly do not
have the luxury of doing nothing."

- Condoleeza Rice, Washington Post, 15 August 2002

FIFTY WAYS TO WRECK IRAQ

The problem is all inside our heads Condoleeza said to me
The answer isn't easy if you try to take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to smash Saddam

Condoleeza says it's really not my habit to invade
She said I hope my meaning won't be lost or fade
But I'll repeat myself although I'm being infantile
There must be fifty ways to smash Saddam
Fifty ways to wreck Iraq

You just throw a new bomb, Tom
Get on the plane, Jane
You don't need to be humanitarian
Coz we're Aryans
Just rip up Iraq.

Hop on the tank, Frank
You don't need to wank on
Just drop off the missile
Miles
And smash up Saddam

Condoleeza said it grieves me not to see Iraq in pain
I only wish there's something I could do to make Bush gain
I said I figure that and would you please stop drivelling
About the fifty ways to fool Americans

She said why don't we both just think of it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the fight
And then she rode her exercycle and I realized she was ultra-right
There must be fifty ways to smash Saddam
Fifty ways to kill Iraq