Re: Spritzer wimps out

[Bill Lear <rael@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Drug Dealer Settles With Spritzer
By Bon Whate
Warshington Pist Stuff Writer

NEW YORK, May 21--Notorious drug dealer Joe Scumbag has reached an
agreement with New York Attorney General Eliot Spritzer that requires
the him to pay a $100 million fine and express contrition
for the behavior of his gang of thugs and more formally separate
his organization's cocaine synthesizers and enforcers.

After weeks of sometimes slow and painful negotiations, the two sides struck
the deal at 2:15 this morning that allows Scumbag to avoid civil or criminal
charges. Details of the agreement will be announced at a news conference in
lower Manhattan today.
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Bill