Bush poem

["Ken Hanly" <khanly@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The following poem, made from George W's actual words, was sent over from
Great Britain where, apparently, George is being taken as a real hoot:

 MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

 I think we all agree, the past is over.
 This is still a dangerous world.
 It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
 Rarely is the question asked
 Is our children learning?
 Will the highways of the internet become more few?

 How many hands have I shaked?
 They misunderestimate me.
 I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
 I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.

 Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
 Put food on your family!
 Knock down the tollbooth!
 Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

This was probably written before the brilliant energy speech the president
 gave last week in which he said, "The future is achievable if we make the
 right choices."