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[PEN-L:11406] FW: 'DIPITY A Joke




  The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to
  prove that
  they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
  President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit
  into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

  The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
  throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral
  witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they
  conclude that rabbits do not exist.

  The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they
  burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the
  rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

  The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later
  with a badly beaten bear. The bear is crying, "Okay, okay! I'm a
  rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
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