[PEN-L:7703] Re: Sado-imperialism

[knowware@xxxxxxxx (Tom Walker)]

Wojtek Sokolowski wrote,

>Tom, shooting them execution style on bus can be boring in the long run.
>We need more action.

The tubbies are a comatose breed. It's going to be hard to get much action
out of them. Maybe we could put them on little go-carts so they could zip
down the sidewalk. Then we could fire "smart-ass" cruise missiles at them
from stealth bombers at an altitude of 50,000 ft. The tubbies wouldn't know
who the missiles were aimed at ("whose ass was grass"), so they would scurry
around furiously on their go-carts colliding with each other, falling into
the street, getting run over by garbage trucks and generally causing all
kinds of mayhem and hilarity.  Another weapon concept would be the
femme-fatale "robot intern" who would approach the male tubbies seductively,
then when their shorts were down open her gaping maw to display a bristling
array of oversized scalpel-teeth. Weiner schnitzel! Hah-ha! Take that, dude!

Remember, this game is based on state-of-the-art sado-imperialist strategy.
The object of the game is to inflict as much spectacular "collateral damage"
on the hapless tubbies as technologically possible without at any time
putting one's own player in harm's way. So what if it's boring? If people
don't like it, they don't need to play the game. They just have to buy it or
we'll put them on the bus with the tubbies.