[PEN-L:7692] Re: Sado-imperialism

[Wojtek Sokolowski <sokol@xxxxxxx>]

At 06:00 AM 6/4/99 -0700, Tom Walker wrote:
shouldn't be hanging around Kyoto 2455 AD in the first place.
>
>I have an idea for a first-person shooter game called American Meat-Pie. In
>it the player takes the role of a "foreign terrorist" who seizes a busload
>of hideously obese American tourists (called "tubbies"), ties them up and
>blows them away one-by-one execution style. The gimmick is that when you
>shoot these disgusting creatures, semi-digested junk food splatters all over
>the place instead of blood and guts. To make the game more interesting, each
>of the tubbies wears a celebrity face that the player can select from a
>database of news anchors, government officials, billionaires, corporate CEOs
>and hedge-fund operators. The bus driver is always saved for last and can be
>left to grovel and plead for as long as the player wishes. While he is
>grovelling, the player orders the bus driver to eat the vomitous junk food
>bits left behind by the exploding tubbies.
>
>I think there would be a huge market for this game, both in the U.S.A. and
>especially outside the U.S.A.


Tom, shooting them execution style on bus can be boring in the long run.
We need more action.

I suggest some additions. For example, the tubbies can be brought to the
Disneyland style amusement park where they are released and then hunted
down for pleasure by their captors (the players), armed with the standard
"Doom" gear - a knife, a chain saw, a shotgun, a machine gun, and a rocket
launcher.  Additional killing devices may include house-of-fear roller
coaster with real horrors (the idea is to chase a tubbie in such a way that
the monster devours him rather than the player), electric scooters (the
additional fun comes from the tuubies being simultaneousely electrocuted
while being truned into a pulp under the wheels), sharks (both live and
electronic), and gigantic cartoon characters (Mickey Mouse -style) with
built-in meat grinders.  The idea of hunting is to track a hiding tubbie
and then either blast him with a weapon, chase him to a shark-pond or to
the house of fear or force him into the meat-grinding cartoon character
that would then spit out a packaged 'McMeal' that would earn the player
extra points. Additional points will be won by capturing them alive and
bringing them to a mad-science laboratory where they will be used as
exprimental or vivisection subjects.

wojtek