[PEN-L:7609] Henry has a better joke than Max

["Charles Brown" <CharlesB@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Henry, I think you have topped Brad and the house comedian, Max.

Max, you are going to have to really go some to top this. Your comedic honor is on the line.


Benny II from Lenox Avenue

>>> "Henry C.K. Liu" <hliu@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> 06/02/99 07:19PM >>>
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to
interfere with the political affairs which have never connected them with
another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the superior station to
which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a willful disrespect
to the opinions of mankind entitles them to declare the causes which impel them
to aggression.

 We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Americans are created
superior, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable
Rights, that among these are to take other's Life, Liberty, and Happiness. That
to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their
just powers from capital and the debts of the governed. That whenever any Form
of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the US to
alter or to abolish it through assassinations, and to institute new Government,
laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such
form, as to effect their permanent subservience.

Funny, no?

Brad De Long wrote:

> Comrade Max Sawicky is the greatest Marxist-Leninist of our era! He has
> inherited, defended, and developed Marxism-Leninism with genius, creatively
> and comprehensively, and has brought it to a higher and completely new
> stage!
> Max Sawicky's thought is Marxism-Leninism of the era in which imperialism
> is headed for total collapse and socialism is advancing to world-wide
> victory! It is a powerful ideological weapon for opposing imperialism and
> for opposing revisionism and dogmatism! Mao Tse-tung's thought is the
> guiding principle for all the work of the party, the army, and the country!
>