[PEN-L:306] The Voice of the Cockpit

[valis <valis@xxxxxxxxxx>]

"Good evening, frequent hi-fliers, this is your program, MS Rickenbacker,
 welcoming you aboard Long-Term Airlines flight 120-B, bound non-stop
 from Houston to Jacksonville.
 We will - trust the overworked team of anonymous Third Worlders that
 debugged me - be cruising well above Hurricane Georges, experiencing only
 marginal turbulence.  Should anxiety occur, just type AG on your keyboard
 and a simulation of our industry's regulator will sooth and confuse you
 with reassuring platitudes that amount to almost nothing at more than a
 cursory glance.  Long-Term wishes you a happy landing, and expects to see
 you on its thrilling New York-Moscow-Tokyo flight in the near future."