[PEN-L:11010] FW: Top 10 Effects....

["Bove, Roger E." <rbove@xxxxxxxxx>]

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From: Pennell, Julia
To: Bove, Roger E.; Garrett, Robin; anna; Radcliffe; 'cyndy'; Cohles; Debby;
Irv; Flo; Giess; Mitchell; CARTER; MacFadyen; neff; Gangwisch; Neary;
Kryven; Larson; baxter; Lohr; al; Don Miles; Mary Miles; Catherine; Deans;
Sue; linda; Tom Pavelchek; Audrey; UUKat
Subject: FW: Top 10 Effects....
Date: Tuesday, June 24, 1997 2:21PM


 ----------This came from abunch of folks to me.  I hope that you enjoy it.
 **JULIE**


                THE TOP TEN EFFECTS OF THE SOUTHERN BAPTISTS' BOYCOTT  OF
 DISNEY

10. Children in deep south begin mass conversion to Judaism.

9. Athletes now heard saying, "I'm going to Disneyland, and then to
        Hell!"

8. Disneyland courts atheists with new slogan: "The closest place to
        heaven YOU'LL ever see."

7. Hellfire and animation!

6. Reduced pressure to put pants on Donald Duck.

5. Neighborhood "working girls" can no longer count on generous tips
        from visiting televangelists.

4. Crowds at DollyWood soar into the dozens.

3. Baptists now must visit Disney World in same disguise they wear to
        the liquor store.

2. Chip & Dale land on the cover of Out magazine.

AND THE NUMBER ONE EFFECT OF THE SOUTHERN BAPTISTS' BOYCOTT OF  DISNEY....

1.  Absolutely nothing!

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                    Daniel M. Maxwell, MS Ed
             Assistant Director, Arizona Student Unions
                    The University of Arizona
           PO Box 210017 -- Tucson, AZ   85721-0017
                520-621-8046 -- 520-621-6930 (fax)
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