[PEN-L:5016] Humor: The Nixon Stamp

[Andrew Sessions <ASESSIONS@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

This was recently posted onto another list and I thought people might
appreciate it.

Recently, my mother -- a (somewhat) kindly gray haired lady of 60<mumble>
years remarked on the new 32 cent Nixon stamp:

  "I won't buy them! There is no way I would ever lick Nixon's backside"

I nearly choked ...