[Marxism] Warning: Do not eat B.S.1 or swallow B.S.2

["Barry Brooks" <durable@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

B.S about B.S.

Extreme disorientation is manageable now that we have
digital up/down indicators.

Up/down disorientation is our inability to know what to
believe in this world of superstition, faked confidence,
Illusion, delusion, and clever propaganda. One might
call this form of disorientation, "Reality Disorientation."

To guide us around the mine field of B.S. we face
every day, as we try to find out what's really true,
we all have built-in B.S. detectors.

It has been impossible to measure people's ability to
detect B.S. accurately, but many researchers believe
that the ability to detect B.S. has fallen to very low
levels. This theory explains a lot about reality, in
itself.

B.S. detectors come in three models that we all have.
The first detector is your nose. It can detect the
kind of B.S. found at a farm. I don't believe those
who claim that the nose can detect the other kind of
B.S.

Your ears can detect the kind of B.S. found in spoken
words.

Your eyes are the third model, which can detect both
kinds of B.S.under certain conditions. The words must
be written, and the farm must be illuminated.

Touch can detect the farm-type B.S.1, and the eye is
even better. Touch only detects B.S.1 after you've
already stepped in it barefoot.

Come to think of it, washing your feet can be like
having skepticism.

When we can't avoid B.S we can still wash it off. B.S.
responds to soap and water. So, remember to wash your
brains after every exposure to B.S.2. and before
bedtime. My favorite methods are to kick the wall
(gently) and mutter, "What a bunch of B.S. I heard
today, but I created even more."

Barry

Warning: Do not eat B.S.1 or swallow B.S.2




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