[Marxism] GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

[Ralph Johansen <michele@xxxxxxxx>]

Fwd by Karen Wald <kwald@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>

GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.  But I can usually
shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen
Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them as stray
eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.  A woman must do what he
can't. -Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the window.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good.  Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me
at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning. -Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss.  And they called ME
slow! -Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb-- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue
Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne
Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.. -Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.  If you want anything
done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- [I do NOT think she is a great
lady but I didn't delete it because it's still a good quote...kw]

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career. -Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper.  Every time I leave a man, I keep his
house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor
Roosevelt-


Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.

Every woman I know is bright --so I am sending to several.




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