RE: power lines in the trees--an Ohio response

[Les Schaffer <schaffer@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> An officer of the local Right to Leaf organization is said to have
> added that any blackout part of a divine plan and denounced any
> secular humanist conspiracy to second-guess the deity.

ok, lets have some fun.

the trees were taller than usual because with global climate change
comes more extreme weather, and hence this season's unusual wetness
and larger than average annual tree growth. there is more electricity
flowing thru the wires because its hotter than normal due to global
warming. and there are fewer workers to trim the trees so that
FirstEnergy can look good on its balance sheet this year.

les schaffer