Comic Relief

[Charles Brown <BrownBingb@xxxxxxx>]

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"  God said, "No,
you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon
recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time
to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer.  After her
last operation, she was released from the hospital.  While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
that ambulance?"  God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you."



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