a joke?

[Mike Friedman <mikedf@xxxxxxxx>]

One night, George W. Bush was awakened in the White House by the ghost
of George Washington.

George W. asked the ghost, "Mr. Washington, sir, what is the best
thing I can do to help the American people?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, George W., just as I did."

The following evening, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appeared before
Bush in the dark bedroom.

"Mr. Jefferson, sir," George W. asked, "what is the best thing I can
do to help the American people?"

"Preserve the land for future generations and stay out of foreign
affairs."

Bush wasn't sleeping well the next night, and saw yet another figure
moving in the shadows. It was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

"Mr. Lincoln, sir, what is the best thing I can do to help the
American people?"  George W. asked.

"Go see a play."



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