FW: Sound Economic Advice

["Craven, Jim" <jcraven@xxxxxxxxx>]

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From: Gerard Smith [mailto:docsmith@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Monday, July 22, 2002 2:57 AM
To: jim craven
Subject: Sound Economic Advice


I provide the following investment advice at no charge:

If you had bought $10,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
nowbe worth $490.00. With Enron, you would have $160.50 of the original
$10,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $50.00 left. If you had
bought $10,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you
would have $2140.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle....
[Craven, Jim]


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