FW: WHAT-THE?

["Craven, Jim" <jcraven@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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From: Eugene Johnson [mailto:hewholaughsalot@xxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, February 11, 2000 6:23 AM
To: Seathl Ollgaard; Jim Craven,
Subject: Fwd: WHAT-THE?




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> Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2000 16:11:53 -0800
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> Subject: WHAT-THE?
>
> NEWSLETTER
> ASSOCIATION ON AMERICAN INDIAN AFFAIRS
> Winter 1999/00
>
> CAMPBELL CALLS FOR FEDERAL INVESTIGATION OF
> " INDIAN HUNTING SEASON" FLIER
>
> Washington, DC--- U.S. Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell
> called on the
> Department of Justice to launch a hate-crimes
> investigation
> into a newspaper ad announcing the start of " Indian
> Hunting Season."
>  Campbell received a copy of the ad, which ran in a
> South Dakota
> newspaper, that is intended to look like  a real
> hunting season
> announcement. The ad declares open season on the
> Sioux reservations,
> sets a limit of ten kills per day and other
> regulations for
> where and in what manner Indians may be killed.
>  Campbell, Chairman of the Senate Indian Affairs
> Committee, wrote
> Attorney General Janet Reno that " when such an ad
> authorizes
> hunting season on human beings and places a limit on
> how many can be
> killed, surely it is reason for law enforcement to
> take
> action. Such a solicitation to commit mass homicide
> must run afoul of
> federal law. I am requesting that you direct an
> investigation
> by the appropriate hate crimes office within the
> department."
>  He also pointed out that in the 1800's, some
> Coloradans expressed
> support for the Sand Creek Massacre.
>  " For those that think anti-Indian sentiment and
> feelings are a relic
> of the past, I urge them to read this product of a
> twisted and
> hateful mind," Campbell said in a Congressional
> Record Statement last
> week. " ( do not know what date they are referring
> to as it
> was not mentioned in this article.....Erth) " At the
> turn of the
> millennium here in the greatest nation on earth,
> there are pockets of
> hate that continue to thrive. After my tenure here
> in Congress, I know
> full well the limits of government. I know we can
> pass no law
> forcing people to respect each other, or forcing
> them to be tolerant.
> But this ad goes beyond mere hurtful worlds and
> actually
> advocates murder and I condemn it in the strongest
> possible terms.
> "The following is a copy from the newsletter of the
> actual " Indian
> Hunting Season" flier.
> ( you need a strong stomach for this one)
>
> STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA
> Game, Fish and Parks Department
> Pierre,SD(605)224-0000
>
> PROCLAMATION
> RE: Indian Hunting Season hunting fees: Free to
> first 7,683 hunters/
> $1.00 thereon.
>
> Dear South Dakota Hunters:
>   The 1999 Big Game hunting season in the state of
> South Dakota has
> been canceled due to shortages of Deer, Turkey, Elk
> and Antelope.
> However, this does not mean there will be no
> hunting. In the place of
> the big game animals this year we will have open
> season on the Sioux
> Reservations. This will entail the hunting of
> Americans Worthless
> Slounis Pyutus, commonly known as " Worthless Red
> Bastards,"
> Dog Eaters, " Gut Eaters, " Prairie Niggers" and
> "F......Indians." This
> year from 1999-2000 will be an open season, as the
> f.......indians must be thinned out every two to
> three years.
>
> It Will be Unlawful to:
> * Hunt in a party of more than 150 persons
> * Use more than 35 bloodthirsty, rabid hunting dogs
> * Shoot in a public tavern ( Bullet may ricochet and
> hit civilized white
> people)
> * Shoot an Indian sleeping on the sidewalk
>
> Trapping Regulations
> * Traps may not be set within 15 feet of a liquor
> store
> * Traps may not be baited with Muscatel, Lysol,
> rubbing alcohol or food
> stamps
> * All traps must have at least 120 lb. spring
> strength and have a jaw
> spread of at least 5'3"
>
> Other rules and Regulations
> * Shooting length-wide in a welfare line is
> prohibited
> * It will be unlawful to possess a road-kill-Indian,
> however, special
> road-kill permits shall be issued to people with
> semi-tractor
> trailers and one-ton pick-up trucks.
> * With such a permit you may bait the highway with
> muscatel, Lysol,
> rubbing alcohol or food stamps.
>
> How to Know When An Indian is in you Area
> * disposable diapers litter the street
> * Large lines in front of the welfare office and for
> free cheese
> * Trails of empty wine bottles leading from the city
> parks to all city
> alleys
> * Empty books of food stamps thrown all over
> * Car-loads of Indian children waiting outside
> liquor stores
>                              Rememer limit is ten
> (10) per day
>                                 Possession of limit:
> Forty (40)
>                                             Good
> Hunting!!
>

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