News from Planet Gonzo

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     1)  Frustrated at his failure to form a
clandestine org, Luis has taken to astrology,
reading hororscopes by ken zodiac.
     2)  Marcelina is getting a sex change op
but we don't from what to what.
     3)  Adolfo has discovered that Gonzolians
don't wear pants.  Frustrated in his inquisitorial
efforts he denounces them as uppity non-aristocratic-
Peruvian-male-heterosexuals.  Then, inspired by malecki's
chanting, he joins the Hare Krshnas and discovers that
he is the reincarnation of Torquemada and the infallible
JOseph Stalin.
     4)  Rolf is thought to be dead of cancer, but nobody
can tell him apart from cancer.
     In Detroit, Avakian gets tired and leaves Kinkos.
Uncle Lou shuts off the MOtown mafia's internet access.
Jay starts taking pictures of himself taking pictures
and goes pomo to Amherst.  Gina galoperias off to the
sunset but gets distracted by Macdonald's signs and lost.
     Meanwhile in New York, Dough Henwood causes a major
stock market crash by riding onto the floor of the New York
stock exchange on a motocycle in drag, and flapping his
flabulous tits....., :-)
Barney Ross (Hah, that Rosser's still out of it!)


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