Detroit Red Wings go splat

[zodiac <zodiac@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Yes, the mighty Detroit Red Wings -- who won more games in the regular
season than any team in NHL history this year -- have fallen yet again in
a miserable playoff performance.

As I have detailed, this is the "Curse of Ted Lindsay," karmic retribution
for Detroit's odious anti-labor practices in the 1950s. They traded the
league's main shit-disturbing in-your-face unionizer (and Detroit team
captain) Ted Lindsay in 1957, effectively destroying his career. And the
Red Wings haven't won a Cup since. They will not win one as long as
Lindsay (or capitalism) lives.

This is all scientifically verifiable through the clarity of Qabbalistic
Marxism, of course.

... We have closure on hockey, Marxist sports fans. Sorry to have added
all that wear and tear on your delete key.

Ken.




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