Marxism

[Joseph Koenigsman <jokoe@xxxxxxxxx>]

From: Joe Koenigsman [jokoe@xxxxxxxxx], North Dakota

                 The Bolshevk & The Drunk
                    by Joe Koenigsman

A Bolshevk with a black beard, walked into a nite club, in
New York to order a drink. Seating himself at the bar, he
ordered a tall glass of volka. While waiting, for the drink
to be delivered, the Bolshevk looked around, and noticed a
drunk sitting at the bar, who was glowering at him.

Not wanting trouble, the Bolshevk said to the guy, "Hi, did
I do something wrong? Are you angry with me?"

The drunk continued glowering and answered, "I don't know
whether I wanna to keep drinking in this place, because they
serve athiests!"

The Bolshevk smiled and answered, "What makes you think I'm
an athiest?"

The drunk said, "Well, for one thing, you got a funny accent.
You're wearing that red star, and you got a big black beard!"

The Bolshevk said, "Well, I'm not an athiest. I believe in
God."

The drunk got an incredulous look on his face, and said, "Oh
yeah! If that's so, why don't you tell me what the "Trinity" is."

The Bolshevk answered, "It's a philosophical concept, explaining
the triple nature of the God head."

Not liking the answer, the drunk said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah - but,
what is it?"

Thinking a moment, the Bolshevk returned, "As I said, it's a
philosophical concept, explaining the God head. It's comprised of
Marx, Lenin and Trotsky."

The drunk got a big smile on his face, and said, "Oh!!!, You're
a Protestant. That's okay. Hey bartender, I'll buy that volka!"

The drunk then stood up, walked over to the Bolshevk, with his
hand out, and said, "By the way, my name's Rahul Mahajan."



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