MAD PIG DISEASE (fwd)

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>PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY
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>MAD PIG DISEASE
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>PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY:
>A recent outbreak of "Mad Pig Disease" was reported in El Monte, California
>on April 1, 1996, by thousands of shocked television viewers. Several
>Riverside Sheriffs were struck by Mad Pig Disease who in turn struck two
>Mexican immigrants on the side of the 60 Freeway. The last known major
>outbreak of Mad Pig Disease in 1991 eventually brought on major
>inflammation in the Los Angeles area. Protect yourself from Mad Pig Disease
>-- porkus batonus violentus -- by becoming well informed.
>
>SYMPTOMS: MPD is a violent illness. Subjects, usually law enforcement
>officials,  go "hog wild" when apprehending suspects of color under color
>of authority. Wild flailing of billy clubs and use of abusive language is
>also frequent.  Nearby civilians may experience severe bruising.
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>METHOD OF TRANSMISSION: The Mad Pig virus flourishes in an environment of
>heated anti-immigrant and anti-minority rhetoric. Proposition 187 and the
>California Civil Rights Initiative are known agents of transmission for Mad
>Pig Disease. Other risky behavior like Buchananism is known to induce MPD.
>Known carriers include: Riverside Sheriffs Tracy Watson, Kurt Franklin, and
>LAPD Officers Stacy Koon, Lawrence Powell, and Mark Fuhrman.
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>TREATMENT: Citizen's Police Review Boards and specialized police training
>is helpful in combating this affliction. Affected individuals must be
>removed from the general badge-wearing population.
>REPORT ANY CASES OF MAD PIG DISEASE TO YOUR LOCAL NEWS MEDIA OR POLICE
>DEPARTMENT
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>THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY
>THE NATIONAL POCHISMO INSTITUTE'S CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL,
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