Otto's Banal Request

[glevy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

... offered with apologies in advance to Scott M.:

QUESTION #1:
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Pavlov was a:

a) borsch?
b) toad?
c) revisionist comedian?
d) chair?
e) all of the above?

Answer: WRONG!!! You need _help_ and we're going to send you to a nice
hospital that cares for mentally-disturbed pro-capitalist Western
revisionists!

QUESTION #2:
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Bread is:

a) a book?
b) a television set?
c) a Castroist?
d) a country in Africa?
e) all of the above?

Answer: WRONG! Take her away to the Gulag in Siberia!

QUESTION #3:
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Brezhnev is:

a) a comic?
b) a astrophysicist?
c) an astrologer?
d) a Catholic priest?
e) all of the above?

Answer: WRONG! HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE GREAT PATRIOTIC LEADER OF OUR
SOCIALIST REPUBLIC? ARREST HIM ... AND TAKE HIM OUTSIDE AND PUT A BULLET
IN HIS HEAD!

Jerry



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