[A-List] FW: Locating Bin Laden

["Craven, Jim" <JCraven@xxxxxxxxx>]

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Subject: Locating Bin Laden



When recently interviewed -- Pentagon officials believe they have been   unable to locate Bin Laden because he has found a place to hide out with
these characteristics:
 

1) It is easy to get in if you have money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you;
3) No one will realize you have disappeared;
4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.

Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found  out about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place.