[A-List] Fw: Hi my name's George Bush

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Subject: Fw: Hi my name's George Bush


>
> HI, my name's George Bush.
>
> >
> <>
> > > >Lets just recap girls n boys...
> > > >
> > > >I attacked and took over two countries.
> > > >
> > > >I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US
> > > >Treasury.
> > > >
> > > >I shattered the record for the biggest annual
> > > >deficit in history (not easy!).
> > > >
> > > >I set an economic record for the most personal
> > > >bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
> > > >
> > > >I set all-time record for the biggest drop in
> > > >the history of the stock market.
> > > >
> > > >I am the first president in decades to execute a
> > > >federal prisoner.
> > > >
> > > >In my first year in office I set the all-time
> > > >record for most days on vacation by any president in US history
(tough
> > > >to beat my dad's, but I did).
> > > >
> > > >After taking the entire month of August off for
> > > >vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
> > > >
> > > >I set the record for most campaign fund raising
> > > >trips by any president in US history.
> > > >
> > > >In my first two years in office over 2 million
> > > >Americans lost their jobs.
> > > >
> > > >I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
> > > >Americans than any other president in US history.
> > > >
> > > >I set the all-time record for most real estate
> > > >foreclosures in a 12-month period.
> > > >
> > > >I appointed more convicted criminals to
> > > >administration positions than any president in US history.
> > > >
> > > >I set the record for the fewest press
> > > >conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
> > > >
> > > >I signed more laws and executive orders amending
> > > >the Constitution than any other US president in history.
> > > >
> > > >I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
> > > >history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
> > > >
> > > >I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
> > > >
> > > >I set the all-time record for most people
> > > >worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15
> million
> > > >people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the
> history of
> > > >mankind.
> > > >
> > > >I dissolved more international treaties than any
> > > >president in US history.
> > > >
> > > >I've made my presidency the most secretive and
> > > >unaccountable of any in US history.
> > > >
> > > >Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> > > >administration in US history.
> > > >(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice,
> > > >has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)
> > > >
> > > >I am the first president in US history to have
> > > >all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against
bankruptcy.
> > > >
> > > >I presided over the biggest corporate stock
> > > >market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the
world.
> > > >
> > > >I am the first president in US history to order
> > > >a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did
so
> > > >against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the
> > > >international community.
> > > >
> > > >I have created the largest government department
> > > >bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau
of
> > > >Homeland Security"
> > > >
> > > >I set the all-time record for biggest annual
> > > >budget spending increases,
> > > >more than any other president in US history
> > > >(Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
> > > >
> > > >I am the first president in US history to compel
> > > >the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
> > > >
> > > >I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
> remove
> > > >the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
> > > >
> > > >I removed more checks and balances, and have the
> > > >least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential
> > > >administration in US history.
> > > >
> > > >I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
> > > >
> > > >I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
> > > >
> > > >I refused to allow inspectors access to US
> > > >prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva
> Conventions.
> > > >
> > > >I am the first president in US history to refuse
> > > >United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US
elections.
> > > >
> > > >I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
> > > >for most corporate campaign donations.
> > > >
> > > >The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign,
> > > >who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest
> > > >corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO
> of Enron Corporation).
> > > >
> > > >I spent more money on polls and focus groups
> > > >than any president in US
> > > >history.
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > >I am the first US president to establish a
> > > >secret shadow government.
> > > >
> > > >I took the world's sympathy for the US after
> > > >9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country
in
> the
> > > >world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world
> history).
> > > >
> > > >I am the first US president in history to have a
> > > >majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the
> biggest
> > > >threat to world peace and stability.
> > > >
> > > >I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals
> > > >to be awarded government contracts.
>
> > > >I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
> who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
> bidding for gov't contracts.
> > > >
> > > >I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties
> > > >for Americans than any other president in US history.
> > > >
> > > >I entered office with the strongest economy in
> > > >US history and in less than two years turned every single economic
> category
> > > >heading straight down.
> > > >
> > > >RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one
> > > >conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been
> erased and is not available).
> > > >
> > > >I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted
> > > >the military during time of war.
> > > >
> > > >I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
> > > >questions about drug use.
> > > >
> > > >All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
> > > >have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
> > > >unavailable for public view.
> > > >
> > > >All records of any SEC investigations into my
> > > >insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
> unavailable
> > > >for public view.
> > > >
> > > >All minutes of meetings of any public
> > > >corporation for which I served on the
> > > >board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
> > > >public view.
> > > >
> > > >Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my
> > > >VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
> > > >unavailable for public review.
> > > >
> > > >
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