[A-List] War Ends With Political Marraige

["Henry C.K. Liu" <hliu@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The White House just annouced that the War on Iraq will end immediately
with the surprise marraige of both of the Bush twin daughters to Saddams
two sons.  The wedding will be held in Baghdad with the participation of
US marines honor guards and celebrated with the firing of the 20
precision cruise missile the navy still has in its inventory.  The
armies of both sides demand double pay for the happy occasion.  Saudi
Arabia will not send an envoy to the wedding in protest of the Bush
girls refusal to wear tradition Arabic wedding dresses.  The President
is scheduled to leave for Baghdad as soon the the Iraqi presidental
palace is restored for the wedding ceremony. The pope will president on
the non-denominations wedding.  All guests will receive 10,000 barrels
of Iraqi oil, payable in euros at today's market rate.  France has
announced it will send a harlem of Parisan models dressed in neuveax
Arabic fashion.

God is Great.