Re: [A-List] PATRIOT Act

["Anne Williamson" <annewilliamson@xxxxxxx>]

Well, I got a laugh out of this, anyway. -A.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Tonyia Clearwater" <tclear@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Tonyia Clearwater" <tclear.RIX_MAIL.RIX@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2001 6:00 PM
Subject: A gift from your Redneck neighbor


  > "Hello, is this  the FBI?"
  >
  > "Yes. What do you want?"
  >
  > "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob
  > Smith! He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
  >
  > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
  >
  > The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's
  > house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using
  > axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no  marijuana.
  > They swear at Billy Bob and leave.
  >
  > The phone rings at Billy  Bob's house......"Hey,
  > Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
  >
  > "Yeah!"
  >
  > "Did they split your  firewood?"
  >
  > "Yep."
  >
  > "Merry Christmas, Buddy!"